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Nigger In-Law
Johnny Rebel

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The other day I ran into an old friend
Joe was his name
So I said, "Joe, how ya been?"
He said, "JR, you won't believe this, but things ain't worth a damn."
And I said, "Joe, what's the problem?'
He said "JR, you wanna know my problem? Well, I'll tell ya my problem."
And he began his story, something like this:
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All my life I've been single
I didn't wanna be tied down
But I finally did it, I finally got married
And the chants started goin' around
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She was divorced and had three kids
They all had fair skin and blonde hair
But I didn't know their daddy was a nigger
And daddy just had to be there
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Awwwww...
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What do you do when everything's messed up
Stickin' down in your crawl
Other men lucky, all they have to aggitate 'em
Is a dog-gone Mother-in-law
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But this black hairy dude livin' down at my house
Beats all you ever saw
I'm the sole-bred winner of a wife and three
Bakin' ninnies and a nigger-in-law
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And he kept on-a-talkin'
And I just kept on listenin'
And he went on, something like this:
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It all started last friday evenin'
I got home from work, there he sat
Sittin' there loafin', restin' and-a-smokin'
Man, he was ace of spades black
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I didn't know just who he was then
But it wasn't too long 'til I did
He said, "Don't get uptight, I have visitin' rights.
I came to see your wife and my kids."
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Awwwww...
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What do you do when everything's messed up
Stickin' down in your crawl
Other men lucky, all they have to aggitate 'em
Is a dog-gone Mother-in-law
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But this black hairy dude livin' down at my house
Beats all you ever saw
I'm the sole-bred winner of a wife and three
Bakin' ninnies and a nigger-in-law
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But he talked on, and I began to figure out
That Joe had found a solution
He said:
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He was still there saturday evenin'
Just-a-watchin' me mow the lawn
He watched the game on sunday and the soaps on monday
It's tuesday and he still wasn't gone
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Suddenly I got me an idea
And I came up with a plan
I turned my nigger-loving wife and her nigger ex-husband
Over to the Ku Klux Klan
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Hehe...
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That's what you do when everything's messed up
Stickin' down in your crawl
Never again will I wver say a word
About anybody's Mother-in-law
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That nigger ho'ed up when the Klan showed up
It's the last thing he ever saw
Now I'm the ex-husband of a wife with three
Bakin' ninnies and a nigger-in-law
I'm the proud ex-husband of a wife with three
Bakin' ninnies and a nigger-in-law




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